"Those are my principles. If you don’t like them I have others."
  — Groucho Marx

"Many people will walk in and out of your life, but only true friends will leave footprints in your heart."
  — Eleanor Roosevelt

"So, where’s the Cannes Film Festival being held this year?"
  — Christina Aguilera

"So many centuries after the Creation, it is unlikely that anyone could find hitherto unknown lands of any value."
  — Spanish Royal Commission, rejecting Christopher Columbus

"Computers are useless. They can only give you answers."
  — Pablo Picasso

"It’s not so bad; at least I get to meet new people every day."
  — Ronald Reagan, about having Alzheimer’s disease

It would be possible to describe everything scientifically, but it would make no sense; it would be without meaning, as if you described a Beethoven symphony as a variation of wave pressure."
  — Albert Einstein

"You must live in the present, find your eternity in each moment. Fools stand on their island of opportunities and look toward another land. There is no other land, there is no other life but this."
  — Henry David Thoreau